1 post tagged “keys”

Here's one for the ladies:  What's in your handbag right now? 
Submitted by Kadeeae.

Well, I'm kind of shy but I'll share. Let me grab my purse.

OK. Let's see. Um...a half-eaten candy bar. 3 credit cards. One for Maria Espinosa. One for Laura Heedley. One for Kamberly Simpson. The one for Maria has my favorite picture of me though on its ID so I use that one the most this week. Then the IDs to go with the other ones. Some tictacs and a handful of receipts I still need to go through. A couple Maxi-pads. My Gottschalks card. A list of addresses that I still need to send late christmas cards to. Well a sandwhich baggie of Harry Potter themed Ecstacy. I only have one of those left so I need to restock it soon but I haven't seen it in the stores lately. Do you guys have any idea where I could get some more? Running so low makes me nervous. Luckily, I think I have a couple stashed in one of my pumps in the closet. My keys. Pre-paid cellphone. A razor that is getting a little dull. I need to replace that too but Walmart recognizes me now so that might be hard. Prayer Beads. A toe ring. My .380 ACP semi-auto, of course. Never leave the house without it. 6 passports held together with a rubber band. I keep what I can in ziplock bags because my lotion has exploded before. Vanilla scented, naturally. I love this stuff. You can get it at Rite-Aid. Then my pocket-sized book of the Bill of Rights. Half a piece of gum. A pack of band-aids. Some lint and an article I tore out of a magazine in a doctor's office.

Yep, that's it!

Wait no. My messed-up sense of humor was stuck to the bottom but it's definitely in there too.